~Kittygirl501

The Deadly Awkward Quiz made by squarebottle.

Here is the quiz for a blank copy. [link]

Let's start off by warning the children to just move along. This quiz does not hold any punches in its pursuit of asking the most awkward questions possible, so really, nobody should take this quiz ever under any circumstances.

The rules are simple, and there are only three anyway. First, you have to decide now whether or not you're going to take this quiz. If you start, you have to force yourself to keep going all the way to the end and answer every question along the way, even though you really, really won't want to answer some of them, and then you have to post this quiz, with your answers, as a public entry in your Deviant Art journal (or failing that, your blog or whatever) and get your friends to take the quiz, and you can't delete it afterward either or anything like that (although you can have a maturity warning of some kind of course). Second, you cannot use the delete key while you take your quiz or otherwise go back and undo anything you've typed except for fixing typos. So some of your answers might have something like, “Well actually, scratch that, let me start over,” or something like that. Third, you can't look ahead on the quiz. That is, if you're on the first question, then no peeking at any of the other questions.

As a strong suggestion to keep this quiz as interesting as possible, we recommend you avoid giving silly answers or otherwise trying to wiggle out of actually answering the question. The point is to be awkward, after all! Feel the burn! And then you can hold your friends to the expectation that they'll feel the burn too, which will make it totally worth it.

Again, you will have to force yourself to answer some of these questions, and they will get progressively and almost unbearably worse as it goes on, too. But remember that other people have taken the test before you and were able to do it, and they felt the same way (and you'll have the last laugh when you tag others and they have to take the quiz).

This is your last warning! This quiz will eat you alive, but once you start, don't be lame and pretend you never started. If you start, then suck it up and finish the quiz. Here we go!

---QUIZ BEGINS: ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE!---

1. What is your Deviant Art user name?
Kittygirl501

2. Are you a virgin?
Yes.

3. What is the user name of the person who showed or made you take this quiz?
Kendrachu

4. Do you think they're a virgin?
Yes.

5. What's the sexiest, most attractive thing about that person?
Uh, her smile, I guess?

6. You want to have sex with that person. How would you go about convincing them to copulate?
I would invite her for a sleepover at my house. *wink*

7. You must improve the physical attractiveness of that person within one day, so what do you change about them?
Maybe her homework habbits, or even D&D habbits. D<

8. Have you ever masturbated twice or more in the same day?
Heheh... Yeeeeep!

9. If you had to have sex with somebody you regularly eat lunch with (or if you don't regularly eat lunch with anybody, then somebody you otherwise regularly hang out with) of the same gender, who would it be?
That's really hard... Uh... I think maybe my friend Kate. Kendra would be too weird... Definitely not Mer or Katie... WAY too weird...

10. Given the same group of people to choose from but also including the opposite gender as well now, if you had to personally castrate somebody, who would it be?
That would be Zach and Phil... They 'aint gettin' none of this.

11. Pick two people on your Deviant Art watch list, and then pick one different bodily orifice for each of them. Summarize in as much detail as you'd like a sexual act between the two people using those two orifices.
I actually don't really know most of the people on my watch list... (I will fill in this one later when I have more time.)

12. How many inches of dildo do you think you could force into one of the orifices in the pants region if you absolutely had to?
Um, I actually have no clue. Maybe I should get something to stick in there, then get a ruler and measure the wetness level... >.>

13. Describe your rape fantasy. If you do not have a rape fantasy, then go ahead and take five or ten minutes and make one, and then describe it.
Um, why would I want to get raped? I wouldn't... but if my boyfriend is in it, that will be a different story. ;] (Will fill in later.)

14. You must make a million dollars in one week by making a porno, so it better be good. You're casting five of your friends for the lead roles. Tell us the name of your porno, what your friends do in it, and why you think each of your friends would be good in the role you gave them.
For some reason "The Final Blow" comes in to mind as a title. I think I would have Mark and Phil (just because they're such a couple), Kate because she makes such a cute cat-girl with her ears on , Andrea because she is so crazy and perfect to be in the film, and I think James just because he is so technical and serious. I think James would get the two girls, and Mark and Phil will be going off in the background together.

15. Picture all of your classes all the way back to preschool. You're being held at gunpoint, and the only way you aren't going to be shot is if your current self goes back in time to have sex with one of the classes. What's the furthest class you'd go back in time to have sex with before taking the bullet? (If you make it to preschool, you get to live!)
Um, I don't remember a lot of my classes... especially from preeschool and kindergarden... But I think I would go back to maybe Freshman year... I'm not too sure though.

---END OF QUIZ: NOW GET YOUR FRIENDS TO TAKE IT SO YOU CAN LAUGH AT THEM---